There are some things no one wants for Christmas. I did my best to make them up- I mean fully research the topic. Here they are:

10. A bucket of sewage

9. A bucket of flaming sewage

8. Their gifts from Amazon.com late

7. Nothing

6. Official Moses22 insult book (See Guestbook for more details on this)

5. The Official Big Bag 'O Chicken Bones

4. A lit firebomb (KA-BOOM!)

3. A fried chicken head in their McNuggets

2. Me (I feel unwanted now... sob...)

1. A rabid animal

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